Zakum Mug
Zakum is one of the strongest bosses in a 2-D Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG) called: Maple Story. The monster is made outof stone and has 8 arms which you are to destroy before you defeat the body. Fighting this boss can take from 30 minutes up to 2 hours!(mostly) Multiple parties can assist eachother in defeating Zakum (a party can consist up to 6 players). Zakum needs to be summoned (like most bosses) before it can be attacked. one of the players is reguired to drop a specific item on the altar. Zakum also spawns mobs as a defending mechanism. It also uses 1/1 attacks, which means that your HP(health points) ánd MP(mana points) will be brought back to 1, making it easy for him to 'finish you off'. For this reason, you should always have 1+ 'bishops' in your party (a magician that has the power to heal and/or protect the players). Zakum is a lvl 140 boss that has 110 million HP and 40 thousand MP(this is only the body). When it is defeated, the players share the gained EXP (7 million EXP points) and the monster drops (a) zHelm(s). zHelms (Zakum Helmets) are worth 20-80 million 'mesos' depending on how much you are willing to pay for them. Alot of people wish to have these helmets, because they increase STR, DEX, INT ánd even LUK at the same time (about +15). These are the ability points required to make your character stronger. Zakum can be found in the 'Zakum Dungeon', somewhere deep inside the outskirts of 'EL Nath'.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother