Towson University
This âcenter of educationâ houses some of the hardest partiers on the East CoastâŚand not in the good way. The birthplace of the term âbros & hos,â Towson is populated by Jersey trash and all the UMD rejects. If they arenât destroying the few brain cells they have left by getting blackout drunk every night of the week, theyâre down in the Baltimore club scene getting date-raped by guidos on EâŚ..who ALSO go to Towson. The wardrobe of a Towson Girl consists of leggings (which must constantly be worn as pants), Ugg boots for the winter and flip flops for the summer (although sometimes, these girls get confused and wear those stylinâ Uggs during a 90 degree heat wave and those flip flops, that double as their shower-attire, when it torrentially rains). And donât forget their Winter North Face coats (fake fur included) and their (way too revealing) American Apparel t-shirts for those sticky Towson summers. The Number One rule for these gals at TU is to have at least 10 pounds of makeup on at ALL times, no matter what youâre wearing, where youâre going or who youâre seeing, and your hair, no matter what texture, must be straightened at least three times a day. âDid you take your trash out yet?â âNo, Iâve been straighteningâŚduh.â And for the boysâŚif you arenât sporting a skewed baseball hat and some serious bling, then youâre probably wearing athletic shorts and your fratâs t-shirt at all times. TKE! NotâŚFor those students who only destroy their brains with alcohol on the WEEKENDSâŚpoppinâ adderall gets them through exams, homework and even class. Weed medicates their social anxiety and helps them get to sleep. Who needs that bullshit Counseling Center? And letâs not forget about Towson SportsâŚ.these kids care more about the next football game than they do about global warmingâŚor even their own grades. And as much bragging as these frat-jocks spew out of their herpes-covered mouths, the only teams with good reputations are the Menâs Gymnastics team and the Womenâs Lacrosse team. Nice goinâ guys.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winnerâŚor loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but itâll be very well received.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
It was fantastic very good quality.
The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.
This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift
Sent to a friend. He loved it!
Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.
Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!
my partner thought it was very silly
Iâm excited to have gotten it. Iâm going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and wonât stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
Looked great and delivered fast.
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
Perfect way to start my day!
The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
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