Towson University
This âcenter of educationâ houses some of the hardest partiers on the East CoastâŚand not in the good way. The birthplace of the term âbros & hos,â Towson is populated by Jersey trash and all the UMD rejects. If they arenât destroying the few brain cells they have left by getting blackout drunk every night of the week, theyâre down in the Baltimore club scene getting date-raped by guidos on EâŚ..who ALSO go to Towson. The wardrobe of a Towson Girl consists of leggings (which must constantly be worn as pants), Ugg boots for the winter and flip flops for the summer (although sometimes, these girls get confused and wear those stylinâ Uggs during a 90 degree heat wave and those flip flops, that double as their shower-attire, when it torrentially rains). And donât forget their Winter North Face coats (fake fur included) and their (way too revealing) American Apparel t-shirts for those sticky Towson summers. The Number One rule for these gals at TU is to have at least 10 pounds of makeup on at ALL times, no matter what youâre wearing, where youâre going or who youâre seeing, and your hair, no matter what texture, must be straightened at least three times a day. âDid you take your trash out yet?â âNo, Iâve been straighteningâŚduh.â And for the boysâŚif you arenât sporting a skewed baseball hat and some serious bling, then youâre probably wearing athletic shorts and your fratâs t-shirt at all times. TKE! NotâŚFor those students who only destroy their brains with alcohol on the WEEKENDSâŚpoppinâ adderall gets them through exams, homework and even class. Weed medicates their social anxiety and helps them get to sleep. Who needs that bullshit Counseling Center? And letâs not forget about Towson SportsâŚ.these kids care more about the next football game than they do about global warmingâŚor even their own grades. And as much bragging as these frat-jocks spew out of their herpes-covered mouths, the only teams with good reputations are the Menâs Gymnastics team and the Womenâs Lacrosse team. Nice goinâ guys.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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