Dorke Phresh Mug
Dorke Phresh is a krew for those people that dont stick with a clique. Its for the kids at heart. The hyper, funny, childish, immature, goofy, and random teens of America. Its made to Reminisce on the good times. The times of Hey Arnold, and Doug. The days where we would dress ourselves in the craziest clothes and not care because they looked awesome to us! Dorke Phresh means, to be dorky, but be fresh with it. Say the new slang, but mix up a bit till appeals to you! To be dorke phresh is to be out-going and open minded. Come out from hiding behind the words of the clique's dos and don'ts, and let your true beautiful colors shine = Go ahead and jump on your bed! Feel free to roll down a hill. Who says you cant be a kid forever! Life may move on, and we all have to grow up, but we can always have our child-like mentality. Wear your mitch match socks. Dance like no one is looking. Sing a lame song out loud. The Dorke Phresh dont fix it, we flaunt it. (enless it really needs to be fixed lol) We accept you no matter what your rumor says about. No matter what mistakes you've made in the past. The point of Dorke Phresh is to keep youth alive! So dont be afraid to be plain Dorke you, but dont forget to be Phresh whith it! =
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother