Burlington Mug
A nothing town, located in Connecticut. There is zero diversity, and the highschool and middleschool are shared with the town over, Harwinton, and all the kids are either ridiculously smart, potheads, or emo. the inbetween percentage is very low. You know your from Burlington when: -There are often deer and turkey in or around your yard/house -You, or a ton of people you know are scene -You don't love your town -YOu think the people from Harwinton are rednecks -You call Burlington "B-town" -Your school didn't even have a football team before this year. -You go to "Danger Zones" -You consider CVS the most commercial place in the town -You go to Cumbys just to chill because there's nothing else to do. -You ski/snowboard at Ski Sundown -You go to Lewis Mills, Harbur, or Lake Garda -Everyone you know thinks they're hotshit. -Sometimes you get pissed at how many trees there are -Everyone you know "hates their life" -You've never been outside of New England -You watch fireworks at JohnnyCake Mountain on fourth of July -YOu hang out in the middle of the road -You've been to Tavern Day more than once.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother