Plaid Mug
Plaid's are the name for the members of the Hot Hobo Love cult. The members of such cult were dubbed by their creator, mighty Tech, as “Plaids”, in honor of the shared Ralph Lauren green/navy plaid shirt said TomStud and HotBert wear, which became the icon of the hobolove relationship of said actors and triggered the entire creation of this cult. Most of the members of the Hot Hobo Love Club are also fans of the two main book franchises in the modern world ( Harry Potter and Twilight). As part of the cult, being a Plaid involves daily rituals, such as reciting the “Plaid Pledge”, oath of allegiance to the world of Hoboness and bearded ways: I pledge allegiance to the green plaid shirt Of the united team of Hobo Love And to the hobo sexyness for which their beards stand One Sombrero-free Hobo Nation, under TomBert Free of KStew/Bert shippers With beards and hobo love for all The green plaid shirt is considered by the supporters of Hot Hobo Love as a sacred emblem in the cult of the Plaids. The legend of the Green Plaid Shirt echoes from sensual times shared between HotBert and TomStud. After their scene of intimacy they dress in the dark and the one who dresses himself in the shirt will be the submissive at the next turn of Hot Hobo Love. Some may say that since Kstew, the Plaids sworn enemy has sported a Green Plaid Shirt, it supports the chagrin against the shunned society, but truth be told, everyone wants to be a Plaid. Especially Kstew and her big ass Ba-Donk-A-Donk. Many of the Plaid's have hobo names, such as Jacqui McPimpHo, Bus Stop Chrissy, Ingrown Toenail Sally, Hungover Hetty, Booze Luva Bea, Necrophelia Dee, Loose Change Lura, Empteh Bucket o’ Chicken Joy, Fifth o’ Vodka Fran, Hot Grits Lucid, Shopping Cart Taylor and Guinness Grunge Grace. Plaid's have many carols, songs and hobo stories to tell, each of which are pretty epic. They vary their infatuations between with HotBert's hands, TomBert's bromance, TomStud's inconspicuous love affair with Touj0ursPur and the relationship between all of them and TomBert. There is a section of three special Plaid's, known as “The Holy Trinity”. The Holy Trinity are the most hobo-esque Plaids since the creation of TomBert. The Holy Trinity consists of Tech, the nation's founder, and wife of many a hobo. Nicole, parody maker and HotBert impersonator extraordinaire. And Lolly. The Plaid's resident information box with a creative mind that matches the Queen. Apart from Kstew, Plaid's other enemies are “Brutal” Twilight fans, who claim to be srs bsns or “#1 Twihards” who attack the god of HoboLove himself, Mexican Mariachi Sombreros being their weapon of choice. According to HotBert, these Twihards “iz just chagrin”, and his other half, TomStud has been quoted saying that Plaids “dazzle”. To become a member of Hot Hobo Love, the almighty Tech must approve of you. Which is very rare. This has become a very exclusive society and it is now considered an honor in the fandom world to be part of the Plaids.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother