Sexual Wingman Mug
A Sexual Wingman is a guy/girl you bring along with you on singles outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women/men. Typically in these ways : • The Sexual Wingman will always be there to “occupy” the friends of the pair so that you may engage in the “conversation” • When the sexual wingman technique is used, both girls/guys are approached by the men/women, and the sexual Wingman automatically engages in conversation with the friend. • At the end of the night, after you have worked your magic, the Sexual Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers the girls/guys to comeback to her/his place for a little ‘after party’. • Once everyone arrives, the Sexual Wingman “occupies” the friend IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can hook it up! Important note: Keep in mind that a sexual wingman should always be of equal or greater knowledge then you. Learning and practiceing the Sexual Wingman support system is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your sexual wingman is an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate the value of finding a sexual Wingman that can work with you.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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