cousinfucker
A strange story on a marijuanna forum came up with an act of intoxicated cousinfucking happened. This is how the story goes: so i went to this town called santa maria to stay with my cousins for a couple of weeks , i got up the nerve to ask her if she blazed it.she said hell yeah!so we smoked like ten grams in three blunts just the two of us.it was some kali bud that i had picked up in san diego for fifty bones.so i hadn t seen this blonde petite spun ky chick since we were both three years and now we re nineteen because my dads cousin moved to vancouver. She kind of started flirting and teasing me poking me in the stomache . It didnt feel wrong that we were flirting and then she leaned in halfway for a kiss and i quickly obliged.she was playful and pulled back as she pulled my body closer. I remember it was fresh out and we had sneaked out at ten and it was like midnight now and it was so starry that it felt like a dream. We jumped in their pool in our underwear . The pool is heated and she still felt so much warmer than the water shrouding our curious hands from the view of next door neighbors prying eyes. I un- hooked her silky victoria secret bra as she caressed my back. I nibbled on her ear a couple of times and she took of the bra all the way so i groped to my hearts content. She kissed me hungrily and i moved her thong over to the left and hoisted her on to my thighs and traced her lips with my index finger before i pushed in and she responded we slipped underwate in a lip lock and i freaked out briefly. When i penetrated her without a condom she let out a little subdued gasp as did i.she was flexing her muscles without thrusting and it was making me throb. I slowly pushed all the way in until my head touched a barrier. It was one of my biggest bone r and i took my time focusing, trying not to come as i held this teenage goddess in my arms.she began to tense up and her vagina grew even tighter. I let out a pretty loud moan as i shivered from the orgasm. following the inevitable collapse into each other i felt a pang of guilt coupled with a hint of sadness.this was never ever gonna occur again and its not that i fell in love it was because i had fallen, but in lust.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday

it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
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