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Being high, ahhh I love it. But what is it like you ask? Good question; but first I would like to take the time to tell you (ohhh alliteration to the max) all that Ren and Stimpy is possibly the greatest animated show of the 20th century, but that’s neither here nor there... Being high is a state of mind. Your troubles just fizzle away, you know – i mean i basically got caught by my parents with a bong in my hand – i mean you try and come up with a good excuse when your caught holding a massive bong in your right hand “Oh!, umm i was just holding it for Ted” Tedd: “Fuck that its mine!”. But yea I’m really getting off topic here, to be high is to just float away to a happy place where everything is funny and everything tastes good!! (I’m offcourse referring to muchines for the noobs out there). {Helpful hint #1}: Pancakes taste like that of gods...so yea they taste AMAAAZZING high. Anywho here are some activities I HIGHLY recommend (Pun count:1) you doing: Playing frizbee, playing multiplayer Nintendo console game – preferably Smash Bros. on GameCube, watch American Dad – trust me, you’ll thank me, listen to oldskizzle records (i rekomend The Beatles and Pink Flyod (no...not at the same time retard), bush walking, going to the beach and you must finally play an instrument, bass is the only way, you could BASSically say its the most important instrument in any band (Pun count:2)(Horrible pun count:1). But yea I hope you all enjoyed my ramblings, because as the old saying goes: “I hope you had as much fun reading it, as I did writing it.” Or I could of just made that up...

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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