Last Supper Mug
Great Movie about a bunch of Liberals living together. From what I recall about the movie I shall compose the Greatest Definition. Please forgive my lasps in recalling the lesser details of the movie as this is the basic jist of it all Movie starts with a typical rich kid named Pete getting picked up by typical neo-nazi with commedations from former military service to America. :) Typical lover of his country, and natually southern, he hates all things places and people not pale and angry. Rich Kid Pete invites the nazi to dinner, where his Liberal friends, Luke, Marc, Jude, and Paulie are, and he goes all crazy and bigoted, or normal as nazi standards go. He then holds a Jew (Marc) hostage to make his point, meanwhilst explaining "liberals r floppyarm sissie they don't do nuthin'"(to paraphrase), which later on the group decides, is the Most Intelligent Thing Said EVER, and guides the rest of their lives. Then, Rich Kid, the Arguably most conservative of the group (centrist,whatever) intervenes and tries to intimidate the Fascist with a weapon. After this he breaks the rich kid's arm as is predicted. So, the Jewish guy comes and stabs him to death. So it begins. The left-wing household decide to kill conservatives if they disagree with them by poison, which they do former, and they do latter. The first is a reverend who explains to them that the AIDS epidemic is greatly a consequence of promiscuous homosexual sex between multiple partners. Realizing there is absolutely no logic whatsoever in that statement, they poison him to make the world a better place. The next deserving victim is a chauvinist who believes that he should be able to rape people. Their ideal liberal world cannot tolerate such conservatism so, they kill him because this is well-known Right Wing doctrine, adding so much more to the satirical point of the story. After that a cop comes asking about a missing person, then the story resumes. Another point for a better world is won in the death of an anti-abortionist. To paraphrase the encounter: After hearing her incredibly preposterous, bigoted argument, that Being that abortion of the unborn makings of a human being dehumanizes people to the respect, treatment, and/or very definition of human life, in the mere exchange for a worriless consequence-free status quo in ones existence is a dangerously evil proposition, they decide this fool must die, so they kill her to raise delicious tomatoes. (Paraphrase) The cops then find Pete's car or something, which had a gun in it. He has a time explaining to them why a "so-far-left" liberal owns a murderstick, then the story resumes, if I do recall. The next guest is an irate Black Muslim of the loving, sensible, Malcom X, Huey P. variety. His hatred of other religions and races is no longer tolerable to the sophisticated group's liberal "better world" agenda since it had past its expiration date in 1975. So they decide to purge themselves of this blemish to " like, grow some flowers maaaaaan." Shortly afterwards they take out a man that hates homeless people and doesn't do anything but sit at home complaining about how lame the world is, coming up with elaborate, ego-stroking hate-led schemes that will somehow improve the future, instead of doing anything substantial. Realizing he is potentially easy to swag to their side with some firm discussion, they get nervous and poison him. Next they murder a man who is too caught up with his life to care about spotted owls or CO2 emissions. An evolutionist, his cold, yet somehow sensible logic is overpowered by their murderous wrathful love for animal's complex feelings. They take him out. Ater that some cops do some stuff, shortly after a female sheriff stops by, and they decide to stab a librarian until she dies because she didn't think "Catcher in the Rye", a profanity-filled book about a prostute-soliciting insane person that wants to save children by catching them unsupervised in a grainfield, is not the best book ever written. After this, they invite a young woman named Erin to the house who believes that family values such as having a "nuclear family" with family values is more important than learning about using condoms when committing to fornication in school. Shes as good as dead until one of them has an illogical thought and lets her get away. Then Jude kills the Privacy-Hating Orwellian sheriff for snooping around their "special plants" After that some of the group find the future President of America, Dr. Arbuthnot, who is basically Bill O'Reilly satired, and invite him to dinner. Not long after they almost shoot each other because the force is strong with him. He then poisons them all and fulfills his destiny of becoming President and starting WW3. Ironic? You decide! The End. Apologies for sp errors as I'm too busy to correct, hope my comments amuse you as this is what I got from the movie.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother