all-o-gistics
As defined by Milo & Friends o worshippers of the mighty all i had a dream the bass master general came to me we had a little snack at the donut shop he said "drink of my bonus cup, it is my blood" "eat of this crapper, it is my body" and his spirit entered me and i became all-ular the bass master said "you are the chosen one" "these are the all-o-gistics" (chanting begins) thou shalt not commit laundry thou shalt covet thy neighbor's food (all) thou shalt not create ties with the scathed (no all) thou shalt always go for greatness thou shalt not commit adulthood (all) thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!) thou shalt not suppress flatulence thou shalt not commit hygiene (all!) thou shalt not have no idea (all) thou shalt commit thyself to an institution (no all) thou shalt not take the van's name in vain thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all (all!) tell me good people who is the sole achiever who has ground his teeth and gums so we may live in the beauty of all (bass master general) you may achieve all and not wallow unknown for eternity, all you have to do is do it! all! (we shall achieve all) study them, believe in them, you must believe, do you believe in it?! believe and you shall achieve (we shall achieve all) he who bears the most gas, let him also bear forth his ass, and cast forth the first frap (all!) you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all (all!) chant with me qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah chant! qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah pretty good, pretty good qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah x2 oh no! here we go again! the mighty spirit has taken over! do you feel it, do you feel it?! (bass master general) he does everything for us best guess for this phrase for when he brought it among us the bass master issued? forth an all-timatum: (we shall achieve all) if you believe, if you believe you shall achieve all, all, allll!!! (we shall achieve all!)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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