Cubsex Mug
– the ultimate sex word; used for fuel; Has the ability to light bubbles on fire; was getting teabagged and literally bit Danny’s balls off; has gorilla pubes; is the epitome of sexual intercourse; it makes people cum until they faint; forces people to moan from their fingernails; causes deer to jump from your belly button and into your mouth; can massage you with its nose Cubsex (n. v.) To: cubsex meaning to have sexual something, with cum and only cum and cum everywere. To have an Orgasm to the point were you cum plethoras of the substance Definitions by Emma-CUBSEX ASS RAPES EVERY VIRGIN BOY AND GIRL. CUBSEX FILLS THE INTERNET AND PHONE LINES WITH THE MOANING OF CHILDREN OLD AND YOUNG BEING SEXED! CUBSEX IS THE FACTORY MADE IN CHINA CUBSEX IS NOW AN OLYMPIC SPORT FOR HANDICAPS. CUBSEX IS ON THE FLAG OF NEW ZEALAND CUBSEX IS HEAT IN ITS PUREST FORM! CUBSEX ISH BEAT THAT YOUR HEART BEATS TO. CUBSEX WAS YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND CUBSEX BABYSITS YOUR ANIMALS WHEN YOU ARE AWAY! CUBSEX IS WHAT THE MUSLIMS PRAY TO CUBSEX CREATED SCIENTOLOGY CUBSEX CREATED THE FATHER SON AND HOLY SPIRIT! CUBSEX TAKES THE SHAPE OF THE ALIENS FROM ALIEN VERSES PREDATOR CUbSEX KILLED JOHN F. KENNEDY CUBSEX EATS LIVE BABIES FOR LUNCH! CUBSEX IS AN APHRODESIAC! CUBSEX FEEDS FROM UTTERS CUBSEX IS A GREEK GODESS CUBSEX EATS LANDLINES CUNSEX TILTED THE WORLD ON ITS AXIS CUBSEX MAKES BUBBLES CUBSEX STEALS PEOPLES SHOES AT NIGHT CUBSEX IS THE ART OF EATING BRAINS THROUGH STRAWS CUBSEX DEVOURED MOUNT EVEREST! CUBSEX IS ON THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN CUBSEX IS KAI LITTLEFIELDS TWIN Definitions by Aubrey-Cubsex makes cum fly around the world CUBSEX CREATES FOUNTAINS OF BABIES THAT ARE ALL NEITHER BOY NOR GIRL cubsex involves tacos and hot dogs being eaten by every litle boy and girl on earth Cubsex is a boat that is filled with transvestite fish CUBSEX IS NOW FEATURED ON MARIO PARTY 3 AS A SEVEN PERSON ORGY Cubsex is redken hair gel cubsex makes saunas light on fire CUBSEX IS YOUR KINDERGARDEN CUBBY Cubsex is the sugar cubes in your coffee CUBSEX is the frosting on top of a cake CUBSEX CREATED THE EGYPTIAN PYRAMIDS Cubsex created this amazing blackberry ice cream that i am eating cubsex created blonde highlights cubsex is my gf CUBSEX FLIES TO THE MOON AND BACK IN 10 SECONDS cubsex might makeout with you at random times cubsex is depresssed and needs to be nurse cubsex eats my sweatshirt cubsex is the good life CUBSEX IS A JUMBLE OF LAUNDRY cubsex is a snow machine CUBSEX MAKES TINY BABY SOX cubsex is yellow snow CUBSEX DISCOVERD MOUNT ERVERST cubsex makes me cum cubsex makes me have phonesex Cubsex humps ladybugs CUBSEX IS MY GUARDIAN ANGEL cubsex wants in my pants
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
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