God Mug
The Creator of the Universe. However, God did not create evil. He is not to blame for your shortcomings or tribulations. Evil came with itself and satan when sin entered the world (through Eve and Adam eating of the forbidden tree). God put the tree in the Garden of Eden because He wanted Adam and Eve to have a choice in worshipping Him. He doesn't want mindless drones running around. A lot of Christians do not portray the life God wants them to live and they do condemn, but that is not God's fault. We're all human and we make mistakes. Why can't we accept that God knows that and is STILL willing to work with us. That's because He loves us that much. I have been at a point where I hated God. I realized God didn't have it in for me and now I am trying to be un-selfish and I share with those who will listen. I will not force my religion on you, for you will read this of your own accord, but I will tell you that He is not some big "evil pixie in the sky". God and evil don't even make sense when used in the same sentence. But please, not all Christians are hypocritical pigs who don't make sense. Don't put it against all of us. I don't judge you, for who am I to judge, so you shouldn't judge me either. Of course, we make mistakes. See, right now. You probably think I'm dumb, or brave if you agree. Or something else entirely.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy