Isle of Man Mug
A small island country in the Irish Sea between England and Ireland measuring 15 miles wide by 32 miles long. The capital of the country is Douglas. It is now being overwhelmed by English and Irish people to the point where the small island and it's natural beauty is being destroyed. Native people to the Island are known as Manx people. The native language is also Manx although English is spoken as the norm. The country is known worldwide for Manx Cats (cats born without tails) and Loghtan sheep as well as the TT (Tourist Trophey) motor cycle races. While the Isle of Man is part of Britain, it is not part of the United Kingdom. Native Manx people are actually a minority on the Island due to the inlux of English and Irish due to it's status as an off-shore tax haven. The English and Irish have overwhelmed the Island simply by numbers and even if they haven't meant to they have killed off it's charm and beauty, forcing Manx people to leave in search for cleaner pastures. Although the Isle of Man is basically a retirement home for many people, the drunken nightlife has led the Island to become even dirtier than before. There is little to nothing for teenagers and young adults to do apart from drink which is why the Island has the highest alcoholism rate in Britain. Although it used to be lovely and full of life... it is now a pretty disgusting place to live with the kind of life you find in a yoghurt pot after leaving it for three days in the sun.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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