downstairs crew Mug
Founded in the fall of 2005 by two industrious and charismatic seniors at The Colorado College, originally consisting of only two elite members, it has since circled the globe many times in its membership capacity. The Downstairs Crew was founded on a rash and utter disregard for the opinions of others and the standards of society. As a snowball rolling down a mountains so too did the Downstairs Crew gain in popularity and belligerence, to the point that by the end of their senior year they were considered to be the most prolific and destructive tag team since The Road Warriors of the late eighties. Early on their antics included getting banned (for life) from many dorms and throwing an unprecedented number of keg parties. Considered by all accounts to have slept with over 100,000 women in total (many at the same time), the Downstairs Crew has been implicated, but never convicted, in thousands of criminal cases, ranging from petty larceny to international espionage. Known to often drink over 500 beers in any given night the Downstairs Crew embodies all that is awesome. In fact, so fratastic were they, that the term Downstairs evolved into an adjective. Fact.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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