home Mug
Home is a slang word for "sex".... This is something that should be taken very seriously understand people if you are 18 and under it is illegal and you have an extreme risk of getting pregant even if you use condoms or birth control pills yes use birth control helps ALOT but you still have small chance of getting her or getting yourself pregnat...... Now I've done something for every base this is what you get to after 1st 2nd and 3rd and now once you get here this is something very sensual or sexual whatever now sex...... Sex is what most people do cause they think it would be fun or if they want to have a child.... Now sex is something you can't do very well with clothes on and should be done on a bed or a floor not an elevator or a car or the middle of walmart (Trust me all these have happened) Now what your suppose to do is the guy will be on top and should have an erection (And if he doesnt im sorry but you don't turn him on ;) ) and he will move his penis into your vagina constantly until he let''s the semen out (cums) He put's his penis in your vagina and if your still a virgin (Meaning the woman) This will hurt at first cause the vaginal hole will have to expand to the size of the mans penis so it will the first time it may be pleasureable but please this is something to do when your married more in likly but i'm not going to stop you if you want to do when your younger but sex is extremely serious and I don't want people to get hurt cause having sex at a young age and getting pregnat is very serious and people have died from giving birth to a child and so please Be carefull when you have sex but than again have fun if you want more descriptive on this look and 2nd and 3rd my email is there ..... thank you...... AND BE CAREFULL PPPLLEEAASSEE
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!