lucifer Mug
Iblis, in Islam, Lucifer in Christianity, is the cursed, hellbound once trusted angel of the Lord. It started of when Allah made being of fire to walk the planet and worship Him, however these creatures were filled with corruption, far more than that of men, and Allah ordered for an army of Angels to anniahalate the creatures. All were destroyed except for a young child. The Angels returned the young child to the Seventh Heaven, where Allah named the child Iblis and took him on to be his favourite, Iblis became the archangel of the archangels and he was the second most powerfull being to Allah. However it was only when Allah decided to make Adam when Iblis fell out. Allah ordered for all the angels to bow down in fornt of the first man, however Iblis refused as he claimed that as he was made of fire and Adam was form soil, he was more powerfull and that Adam should worship him. Disobeying an order of Allah resulted in expulsion from Heaven, and form that day forward Iblis has tried to divert mankind away form Allah. Iblis was given a certificate of hell and he was to be immortal till the apocalypse in return. He was also given the power to transform into anything he wishes, become visible or invisibe at will. Iblis told Allah that he would would take Man to hell with him. Allah had the prayer to call to attract people to him, but as Iblis wanted something in return, he was given MUSIC to distract people from Allah. Now there are billions of demons but the Satan himslef lives forever. People get it wrong when they say that Iblis, lucifer or Satan is the equivalent of God, this is not true. Allah has the power to wipe Iblis out anytime but it is all a part of the test for mankind. Allah is the ruler of all, not Satan ruler of evil and God ruler of light, but God rules all.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother