FCC Mug
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss" Here's the plain situation, There's no negotiation With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups. Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops Take a tip, take a lesson You'll never win by messin' With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling 'cause you can't say penis So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first They may just be neurotic Or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.