billywagon Mug
Taking bandwagon to a whole new extreme level. The sudden liking of record-breaking or championship teams or players. This common but quiet dissese usually results in a pandamonium of jersey buying, not because the player or team is liked but because they have set a record, won a championship or mentioed for some dumb ass record on Sports Center (a hit TV show on Espn with up to date sports anaylasis). Many people on the Billywagon may know little or nothing at all about sports, they just watch sportscenter and Bandwagons all the players that are having a great season. They usually get offended when you approach them and they say "They have always liked them" but where did that chiefs shirt from 03 go? (Back in 2003 the Cheifs led a start of a season in which they went 13-0) The only way to start helping the helpless is to get them to admit that they have a problem! So what do you want for christmas this year? BillyWagoner: thinking to himself BillyWagoner: oh wait mom i want the Ladainian Tomlinson jersey since he broke the record of 28 TDs Shaun Alexander had the previous season (last year he wanted a Shaun Alexander jersey) Things that have been BILLYWAGONED: Cheifs in 2003: Because they stared the season 13-0 Peyton Manning: 49TD record set in 2004 Colts: Several Divion titles and Started the past two years 10-0 Carnel "Cadillac" Williams: Set a rookie record of 3 consecutive 100 yard games in a row Villanova Basketball: even tho there a home they werent mentioned till they reatched a high in the 2006 season. StL Cardinal: Went to many wold series in the past couple of years and Poljos bandwagon White sox: won world series
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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