Chat-Avenue Mug
Supposedly the 'web's largest chat community', and holding the self-proclaimed '#1' before it, Chat-Avenue (Also known as C/A, C-A, or just CA) is a place for anything. Chat Avenue consists of 12 chats, including an Adult, Gay, Dating, Kids, Video Games, Sports, Singles, Music, General, College, Teen, and Girls Only, as well as a chat-avenue forum. CHATS: Chats are pretty much useless and full of people wanting internet poontang. The only chats that really keeps this minimal is the Video Game Chat. But everyone there is an asshole and thinks they compare to God himself, mods included. So, chats = useless. FORUM: Ah, yes. Forums. People still want internet poontang, but they do it more ninja-esque. Sneakily, to say the least. Here's the breakdown: Nice comment -> Good Reps (see below) -> Private Message -> Personal info -> Phonecall = Looking for internet sex. REPUTATION POINTS: Useless, pointless, and yet still coveted. Everyone freaks out over bad rep points, and strives for that insane number of good rep points. The only good part about reputation points are picture reps. Picture reps are when you give someone a reputation point, good or bad, and in the comment box, post the url of a nasty, funny, or unrelated picture enclosed in IMG tags. Hilarity ensues. Research shows that the Test forum is the only good one. 'WHO IZ DIS 'CHATMASTER' I BET I CULD BEAT HIM ^ LOL", you say? Chatmaster is the head admin of Chat Avenue. Some revere him as God, others revere him as an asshole. From personal experience, I can say he's just some guy. Don't piss him off and you can keep chatting and posting at C-A. 'MOAR INFO PLZ', you say? Alright, I'll shall now write out the 'unwritten rules of C/A' 1. No, you can't be a mod. 2. Don't post slutty pictures of yourself. You will get verbally raped. And you won't like it. 3. Try to be literate, or you will get verbally raped as well. 4. Don't cross-dress just to get a mod job. It's frowned upon. 5. Get some version of MSN Messinger. Everyone else has it and it'll be the only way to directly talk with the members. 6. If you're not a smart ass at times, nothing will be fun. 7. If someone calls you a n00b, nub or newb, post a picture of Noob Saibot with an oversized question mark.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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