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Kentlands Mug

A plaza located in Gaithersburg, Maryland. When one wants to make drug deals, do drugs, have pre-marital sex, drink a 40oz., smoke a black, get into fights, or just have a good ol' slabby ice cream at Marble Slab, this is the place to go. 'Kentlands Rats' are the inhabitants of such a place. Ages ranging from 9 to 25. Most 'Kentlands Rats' never really go home, but sleep under a bench by the fountain. Most don't shower and are very skinny beacuse they've spent all their money on drugs, and can't afford to feed themselves, or take a bus home. The fountain, which is located behind the row of buildings which includes Marble Slab Creamery and Crepes a Go-Go, is one of the many places you will find the 'Kentlands Rats'. The fountain, which up until recently was polluted with urine, rat corpses, e. coli, algae, vomit, feces, semen, pennies, and myraids of other unidentifiable objects, is the most common place to find the 'Kentlands Rats'. The fountain is not the only place where you can find the 'Kentlands Rats'. They roam freely around the neighborhoods surrounding the Kentlands. The 420 stairs is one place you find almost all 'Kentlands Rats' at some point in time. There they are able to smoke marijuana freely without confrentation with local authorities. Other places such as Bong Waters and Lakelands Park are not visited as frequesntly due to inability to smoke marijuana because of distance and the local authorities. Many of the 'Kentlands Rats' don't limit their drug usage to simply marijuana alone. LSD, Magical Mushrooms, MDMA and painkillers, are the most common drugs used next to marijuana. Some less common drugs include PCP, Cocaine, Ketamine and Morphine. Often they will hold parties where all will be on one specific drug. Most common parties are called "Rolling Parties', where attendees all use the drug MDMA, more commonly know as ecstasy. At such parties, attendees often suck on binkies to prevent chewing apart ones lip. Also, they listen to techno music, and play with glowsticks. In conclusion, when visiting Gaithersburg, Maryland, If you're looking for sex, drugs, and slab ice cream, Kentlands is the place to go.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks

Mario A. Jul 17
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Review by Andrew L.

This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.

Andrew L. Jul 15
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I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!

Colleen K. Jul 15
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exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny

william b. Jul 14
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Used it for a family inside joke, very funny

Victor P. Jul 14
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Great mug! Customizing was great!

Customer Jul 14
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why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Jul 13

Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.

Brittany O. Jul 11
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It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!

Timothy V. Jul 10
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It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !

Enaaijah W. Jul 7

My favorite mug ever

Nia N. Jul 5

Small cup printing is well done.

Kenneth B. Jul 5
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It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.

Diane Z. Jul 5
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -. Jul 5

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

Philip K. Jul 4
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Review by Brennan B.

Brenanaz (love it!)

Brennan B. Jul 3
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Review by Matthew A.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Matthew A. Jul 3
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C. Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K. Jul 2
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A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan

Stanley C. Jul 2
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