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Top 30 reasons You know you're from Oakville when... 1. You have drunken stories about drinking in a park 2. You think it should be called Jokeville, or Tokeville or Cokeville 3. You will hang out til 4am at any place that is open 24 hours: Subway, Coffee Time, Tim Horton's, 7-11, or if nothing's open, pretty much anywhere in Bronte 3. Almost all of your friends, at one point or another, have worked at McDonalds, Wendy's or Tim Horton's 4. You can find people you went to school with at Sharkeys every Friday, or Big Bucks every Tuesday 5. You have to pass at least six Tim Horton's just to get to school 6. You never knew Oakville had a city hall 7. You constantly get stuck behind old people going 40 km down Lakeshore 8. You've met Donovan Bailey multiple times and you think he's a dickhead 9. You think there IS a difference between people depending on whether they're from Glen Abbey, Iroquois, South East Oakville or Bronte 10. No matter how much it sucked, every summer you'd go to the Waterfront Festival 11. You ever had your photograph in the Oakville Beaver 12. You remember seeing cheap movies at Encore Cinema off Kerr or the Playhouse on Lakeshore 13. You remember when Trafalgar Village Mall actually had stores in it 14. You remember when hanging out at Oakville Place was cool 15. You have an image for every high school: QE Park - not so bright kids; Blakelock - dirty, dirty Blakelock; Appleby - snob central; OT and Iroquois - since when do schools look like malls?; St. Mildreds – sluts who steal all the good boys; Loyola, St.Thomas - nice fucking uniforms guys!; General Wolfe - dumb asses, White Oaks - who the fuck goes there? 16. You hung out at Maple Grove plaza or Oakville Town Center when you were in grade 9 17. Some of the funnest moments of your life are running from cops after a bush party through the ravines 18. 'Downtown' meant Starbucks, White Oak for the greasy spoon goodness, Whats the Scoop for desert or the Kings Arms for beers 19. Part of your Christmas ritual involves driving by the house where they filmed "The Santa Clause" with Tim Allen 20. You've ever bought pot from a Wendy's/Tim Horton's drive thru 21. You're perplexed as to why the Blockbuster Video/Coffee Time parking lot on Trafalgar is such a gino hotspot 22. You played hockey at Maple Grove Arena 23. You tried to find the Olsen twins in the summer 24. The people who live next door to you own either a BMW, a Mercedes or a Lexus (most likely one of each) 25. You have “slutted” people from your friend’s car along the Lakeshore 26. You have been drunk in Sobeys…. more than once. 27. To you the “ghetto” means Kerr Street 28. You used to go to Midnight Madness with your parents, now you go with your friends…drunk. 29. You’ve seen someone in grade school carrying a Louis Vuitton purse and the ..1 give away that you're from Oakville... You've used the word 'CHATE' in a sentence

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B. Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P. Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merch Apr 7

So dope.

Donald W. Apr 6
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Its insane

Jimmy B. Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a. Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B. Apr 4
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I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D. Apr 3

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S. Apr 3
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M. Apr 3

Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

Marcus G. Apr 2
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good service, delivery time was quick

Patrick B. Mar 31
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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M. Mar 31
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S. Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

Andrew N. Mar 30
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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A. Mar 29
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Great ordering experience..good quality

Sherry P. Mar 28
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8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her

Oen G. Mar 27

The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)

Your n. Mar 26
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