Irvine Mug
One of the best cities in the US honestly. 1) Really safe, like I think 7th safest? 2) Close to Knott's, Disney, and has Wild Rivers 3) Best public schools. 5 high schools tho, but the more north and south you go the more students are likely to be jerks and flaunt their money. The schools are really rich inconsistency. For some reason Irvine is an agricultural city so it gets very little money from the state but a bunch of rich asians live here so the district gets lots of donations. 4) Tons of parks. everyone is near one. Also, Great Park has like an ice rink, tons of sports stuff, museums, and parks. They are building a lake also. Dunno why. 5) Rich!!! The city is so rich and they will literally do anything you ask them to. There's an app you can get to like request stuff to be done. 6) Great police. I ran over a pole once and the officer was like, "That's highway patrol but they aint coming, so you can just leave like nothin happened." 7) So many hiking trails. Like so many that is in the city, but you won't feel like your in a city. 8) Huge roads. 9) Tons of rich people 10) No homeless. 11) SO many restraunts and shops. There are so many malls and we have The Sprectum. Irvine people will tell you that they are better, and they ARE better. But its essentially controlled by Irvine Company, but its not so bad, as long as you are either Asian or white, rich, and is willing to be in the PTA, you are good. Also, people here call it birdie instead of waterfall.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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