Eveswound Mug
A female who is a woman of intrigue that grew up low, but manipulates her way to the top(portrays herself as high class/professional) while still keeping trashy behavior in secret. These women are almost always extremely beautiful and usually have the most beautiful eyes in the world. They have a tendency to be delusional, self absorbed, control freaks that do a very thorough job of making you think they're smarter and more professional than they really are. An Eveswound can be healed becoming a very saintly wife and mother. Some Eveswounds do bisexual/homosexual behaviors like being dominatrixes. These women are like the heart of feminism in it's toxicity. Don't let them do sorcery. Fictional Eveswounds: Type A: Cersei Lannister, Azula, Alicia Florrick, Mollie Jensen, Type B: Daenryas Targaryen, Regina(Mean girls), Regina(O.U.A.T.), Olivia Pope Non-fictional Eveswounds: Type A: Kaitlyn Collins, Melania Trump, Vanessa Williams, Taylor Swift, Whitney Houston, Malika Andrews, Paris Hilton, Jada Pinkett smith, Lori Harvey, Erika Kirk Type B: Kamala Harris, Amber heard, Hilary Clinton Type C: Dolly Parton, Sza Type D: Cher Type E: Billie Eillish, Molly Stewart(NSFW(porn))
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!