Teal Skittle
First of all we have to get some of the details out of the way. This word is a combination of two words. The first word is Teal. The definition of Teal is:a being who is very very easily amused, likes to eat pickles, sings 24/7, watches scooby doo, pirates of the caribbean, spongebob squarepants, southpark, and enjoys slam poetry. The next word that is fused with Teal is the word Skittle. The definition of Skittle is: skitsofrenic. someone who is truly crazy!! THIS IS THE r e a l d e f f e n i t i o n!! someone whose a skittle might qualify for the following things: (most if not all are necessary to be a skitsofrenic, not just one) sits in weird positions laughs randomly for a long time makes up werid words (like skittle) gets angry for no reason has multiple personalities takes naps gets very very hyper makes weird noises sings (not necessarily well) for no reason. Ex.damn that skittle is so fuckin annoying that she might actually be cool. she needs to stop sitting with her legs behind her head and humming though... Now, from this comes the word Teal Skittle. One of the most intricate and confusing words ever spawned by a human being. The true definition of a teal skittle is: A person who is amused by mostly anything. They amke you feel as if you are one of the funniest persons alive. They watch meaningless and pointless shows. They gorge on food for 24 hours a day. Their imagination is so widely diverse that it makes you feel inferior in their presence. They make up weird, dumbass words JUST like teal skittle. A kid named zach is the best way to describe it. They sing sometimes...but to their and other people dismay they suck balls at it...but they still do it anyways. Teal skittles can also drink an insurmountable amount of Mt. Dew. This causes them to be at the highest pivitol point on the hyper meter...The Hype Zone. There are only so many teal skittles in the world today....so please PLEASE...don't play with matches.
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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