Freddie Mug
Dear Freddie, I've been thinking a lot about everything we went through and about what happened between us. There's a part of me that feels like I never really got the chance to say everything I wanted to, and I need to get this off my chest. I've realized how much I still care about you, and it's been really hard to accept that we're not together anymore. The truth is, l've never stopped thinking about you. I miss the way we were, the little things, and how you made me feel. You meant so much to me, and it's hard to let go of something that felt so real. Looking back, I can see that I made mistakes, and I'm sorry for the way things went down. I know I wasn't always the best at expressing how I felt, and I think that's why things got messed up. But please know that I never wanted to hurt you. I just didn't know how to deal with everything that was going on in my head and heart at the time. The truth is, I miss us. And while I know things can't just go back to the way they were, I want you to know that I still care. If there's any chance we could start over, or at least talk things through, I would really love that. But no matter what, I hope you know that I'm thinking of you and that you'll always have a place in my heart. I hope you're doing okay, and that you're happy, whatever you're doing. You deserve the best. Take care of yourself. With all my heart, Elina
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy