Ella Mug
She's the most beautiful, generous, fun, intelligent, and lively girl in the entire universe. There isn't a moment where you are with her and she doesn't put a smile on your face. If you're in trouble, she wouldn't hesitate a second to come and help you with anything you made need, even if it means giving you a ride to Las Vegas at the last second. Whenever she looks at you, be careful because you'll be perplexed and shocked when you see the beautiful sparkle in her amazing brown eyes. If you need help raising puppies, don't hesitate to call her, as she would do anything and more to protect and care for them. She may be small and sweet, but if you need someone to lift heavy things, or even you, she's your girl. If you like sweet snacks, you are in for a treat because she makes the most deliciuos ones without even trying. Never bet on her in a race down the stairs, even though she sometimes falls hard. Keep your hoodies safe because she tends to steal them when you are not looking. It definitely won't take long to see her dancing and singing, and when she does, she'll give you the greatest joy you could ask for. It may be 7 in the morning and she just woke up, but she'll always look stunning as ever. Be careful not to let her get close to you because if she does, you'll never want her to leave. If you don't like her then you must me insane.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy