The Shawnee Alien Mug
An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear. His crimes include: - Waffle stomping - Flashing people in the courtyard - Naked splits in the locker room - Bear crawling around the cafeteria - Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”) - Barking at people in the hallways - Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room - Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can - Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman - Walking in naked on the basketball team - Running around locker room jacking it - Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass: - Alien keychain - Shaving cream bottles - Any type of currency you can think of - Rocks - His brother’s toothbrush - His fingers - Fish pebbles - A metal cube (stained afterwards) - Bottles The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.