Harpos Mug
Everyone alive has at least some harpos in them. Harpos can be used as a noun or an adjective to describe a person or object, but is almost always used in plural form. harpos is a close cousin of redneck and white trash. There are countless things that are harpos, but here are some examples of harpos in no particular order: nascar, flannel shirts, american flag bandanas, roseanne the tv show, rolling a cigarette pack in you're sleeve, playing horseshoes, trash can bbq's, salsbury steak tv dinners, George W. Bush, cut-off jean shorts, oldsmobile, people who watch pro wrestling, louisiana, walker texas ranger, arby's roast beef sandwich is delicious, mississippi, cut up hot dogs with mac & cheese, cleaning driveway oil stains w/ old boxers, steel reserve, pabst blue ribbon, olde english, eating hot dogs/burgers with white bread, cowboy boots, alabama, anyone who has a mural painted on their van, truckers who take shits on the side of the road, blue collar comedy tour, gummo, farting and burping loud while pissing, hunting squirrel for food, wife beaters, chewing tobacco and spitting it in a 7up bottle, having a tire swing, chain smoking, foil antennas on your tv, moonshine, otterpops, store brand canned soup, camelflouge clothing, insane clown posse, couches in the front yard, getting in a knife fight with a family member, yucaipa, bakersfield, lynyrd skynard, missing front teeth, living in a trailer, overalls, straw hats, chewing straw, using a washboard to wash clothes or as a musical instrument, the dukes of hazzard, smoking a cigarette while pumping gas, alligator wrestling, taxidermy, the song dueling banjos, having a gun rack in your truck, anyone named cletus, saying worsh instead of wash, montster trucks, spam, people over 400 pounds, the song sweet home alabama, bug zappers, rat tails, billy ray cyrus, kid rock, getting a fly stuck in your beard, the confederate flag, the jerry springer show, walmart, kmart, big lots, cheeseburgerdogs from circle K, crystal meth, swimmin' holes, don't mess with texas bumper stickers, playing the banjo and harmonica, ted nugent, smoking weed with stems and seeds in it, git r done stickers, sportsmen for bush stickers, backyard wrestling, and last but not least, the ku klux klan.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother