Argilian Mug
Argilians frequent the land of Argyle; they were born there, they stay there, they die there ( sooner than almost everyone else) and to everyone's "delight" they procreate at a level similar to rodents or insects. It was said the First Argilian (The Prime Argilian, Father Argyle) was born eons ago(old piece of dust), anointed in an unholy sacrament of alcohol, drugs, loose change, and alcohol on a bed of empty beer cans in a van down by the river. This depraved act began a revolution; it begin in the sewers and now the surface is littered with them. They frequent liquor stores, mini marts, Walmart's; anywhere where their few needs can be met. We cannot get out: we cannot get out they have taken the LCBO and it's parking lot. we cannot get out: the end comes soon we hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming Dietrich, in his last moments as Manager Argilians appear normal from distances of 20m or more, but upon closer inspection they share features of Orcs or Goblins. Skin may be mistaken for a catchers mitt or an Elephants sphincter, there is no in-between. Strong wrists from a life time of holding beer cans/bottles is an evolutionary marvel. Hunched or with a limp, with a bag full of cans or bottles they trudge along the streets of Argyle. Some think these features count as a weakness but they would be mostly right. The closer to the ground one is, the better the viewing for change and mostly-smoked cigarette butts.
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Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!