Augustine Mug
A thin guy, who is snarky and sarcastic. He is brilliant, and despite his thin frame, he has a vast and seemingly boundless intellect (and he knows it). This gives him a dark, and realistic view on life, preferring pragmatism and logic to hope and faith. Generally, Augustine's are tall, with a weird mix out outgoing charm and shy isolationism, they love to point out the similarities between themselves and their self-proclaimed or real namesake, Augustus Caesar, who was known for his brilliance and charisma, but was considered sickly and thin. They often come off as having a superiority complex, readily reminding people that they are factually correct, and pointing out since they're right whatever you have to say is rendered irrelevant. In reality, this is just how they think, fact is their god. They are loyal and caring, but also hold really long grudges, and are generally suspicious of what they describe "overly friendly people", but once you earn their trust they will stand by you through thick and thin, but they will never frogive you if you break it. An Augustine is usually politically inclined, if not involved then well informed, and can point out all the flaws and solutions within a political system. They are planners and thinkers, inclined to structured schedules (that they design) and intellectually stimulating tasks.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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