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An adjective/noun created from the name of an "exotic dog hybrid" linebred from a so called 'Mr. Toad', a dog of American Bully and Pitbull Terrier heritage who is described as "SMASHED and SLAMMED" by Mr. Toad's breeder "Toadline", in reference to the traits within Mr. Toad's sunken chest, smaller size, bigger bones, bowed front legs and long hind legs that became a universal characteristic of the "Toadline Bully" upon inbreeding. A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions: 1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits. 2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant. 3. A breed/organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own. 4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).

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Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

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Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
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Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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