Zookeepers Mug
Zookeepers are people with low intelligence who usually suffer from Notable examples are people who laugh hysterically at terrible comedies, people who shop for cars "by payment," Millennial women who make Evangelical TikToks, and Gen X women who give out unsolicited and dangerous medical advice on FaceBook. In general, they exhibit the Dunning Kruger effect with their words and actions. They are typically overweight and dress in ironic t-shirts that say things like "Blessed" along with flip-flops. They usually have young children who scream on airplanes and can only be silenced with McDonald's fries. They typically sell MLM products until their friends and family have stopped talking to them. The term is derived from an episode of the popular web series Half in the Bag featuring the movie The Zookeeper. In this episode, the types of people who enjoy terrible cookie-cutter low-brow comedies are described. One example from The Zookeeper is when Kevin James's character takes a man in a gorilla suit and when the gorilla sees the sign, he says, "Shuuuut... uuuuup" and the audience howls with laughter "because they've heard of TGI Friday's." These individuals lack so much awareness of themselves and what they witness that they laugh at product placements.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother