Free Alpha Mug
Sharing unsolicited data, information or intelligence with other men that can benefit them and help them succeed without wanting or expecting anything in return. Offering insight or leaving a bread crumb trail that is beneficial to other men that may be struggling with or seeking a solution for a problem. Loving your fellow brothers like your self and giving them dope ass actionable information. Also collecting duck butter that is saturated with pheromones' and testosterone with your thumbnail from under your ball sack and offering it to your bro to smell after you sniff it first. The offer is usually silent and the thumb is put right infront of your bro's nose so they can get a whiff of it. Like all free alpha, there is not need for thanking or gratitude.. the pleasure free alpha is in the act of giving, not the gratitude from the other party. Because you are your brothers keeper. Not to say that gratitude is not of extreme importance. It is the Joy and gratitude of the alpha for being who he is which compels him to share and give free alpha to others. There are no strings attached to free alpha. It is an act of giving useful info to your fellow man. Also pheromones' trigger signals within the body, there fore pheromones' are a type of data or signal carrier that changes and affects behavior. This is why you shouldn't wear deodorant.. all the free alpha makes pussies wet and puts fear into the heart of other men that do not know you or are not a familiar.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy