Diane Mug
Ella es absolutamente la definición de perfección. Se destacada por su superioridad incluso su forma de pensar e ver la vida con su envolvente personalidad va mas allá de cualquier persona, parece una hermosa flor de un tono lavanda pero ella es el campo entero algo que todos mueren por ver y tocar. Ella deslumbra cualquier lugar en el que ponga un pie y te das cuenta de su llegada cuando sientes el olor de su perfume Chanel que pareciera que fue hecho exclusivamente para ella, su forma de caminar parece la de una modelo de alta gama y ni hablar de su atractiva mirada que hace que cualquier hombre o mujer quede rendido ante ella con sus iris verdes que parecen dos esmeraldas en bruto. Ella es la mujer que todas las chicas quieren ser con ese sedoso cabello anaranjado, ese rostro angelical que acompaña aquel cuerpo que parece la definición de la sensualidad que todo aquel es asimétrico ¿Quien es esa cosa sexy que viene allá? Oh, es Diane. Con esos pechos e glúteos que rebotan levemente que el o la que los toque debe ser la persona más afortunada del mundo pero tener una anatomía debería ser ilegal igual que Bonnie and Clyde pero ella va a dejar esposarse porque a ella le encanta sentir lo suave y lo rudo en la cama como si nunca hubiera necesitado ir a una escuela para saber todos los deliciosos movimientos que hace, va un paso más allá de los demás.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy