Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test." Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son* Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-" Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son* Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!" Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102* Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!" Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2* Son: *groans in agony* Dad: *tases what's left of son's body * Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth* Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun* Son: "Please dad.....please..." Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground* Son: . Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes* Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure* Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades* Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars* Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race* Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
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