Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2 Mug
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test." Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son* Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-" Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son* Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!" Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102* Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!" Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2* Son: *groans in agony* Dad: *tases what's left of son's body * Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth* Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun* Son: "Please dad.....please..." Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground* Son: . Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes* Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure* Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades* Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars* Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race* Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.