Mason Mug
Mason is the most adorable and kindest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there when you need him, he deserves the world. He’s so caring, generous and such a sweetheart. He treats you like a queen and treats you with the respect and kindness that you deserve. He’s so trustworthy and so loyal. Many of you don’t deserve him to be your friend. He’s such a funny guy, you’ll always be laughing when you’re with him. Mason is such a beautiful soul, he doesn’t measure his self-worth by how others look at him. He also does not look down upon others because of how they look either. He is such a humble person. Whenever you’re with him you always feel at peace. People always take him for granted and don’t appreciate him the way he should be appreciated. He’s so loving and deserves so much love. Mason is such a compassionate and understanding person, he would never judge you. He’s a very emotional person though, and will love you endlessly. Mason is such a goofball and will drive you literally insane, but that’s the best part about him. He loves Batman, baseball, and hot wheels. He’s such a little kid at heart. Mason is such a beautiful person. He will always defend you in anyways and won’t let anyone disrespect you. He’s such respectful a guy, your family will love him and always wants him to come to family events. I love this man with my whole entire heart, and I’m so glad I have this man in my life. Every time you go out with him he’s always watching you and always get you something.
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Customer Reviews
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.