Valentina Daniela Zambrano
The most beautiful specimen of womenkind ever discovered in history. Usually born in the month of April of 2007, she spends most of her time gaming, hanging around family, and participating in extracurricular activities! She also spends a lot of her time either working out or reading books, but she still has an outstanding body figure that all women are jealous of! Along with being a pure specimen of what god can create, she also is the most loyal woman in the world. As long as you have her trust, or mean anything to her, she will never turn on you in any way shape or form. If you end up having a relationship with her, she will obsess over you insanely, never making you feel unwanted or unloved. She is purely god sent. She is usually short as well, with very beautiful legs and upper body. It fits perfectly with her height, foot size, AND her personality! She is as adorable as can be and can be compared to a bunny personality wise. She’s also Latina coming from South American countries such as Ecuador and Nicaragua. Her eyes, although brown, are so engulfing and hypnotizing that just a glimpse into them will have anyone falling for her, and that’s not even mentioning what her smile can do. She’s purely just perfect.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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