Jayden Mug
Jayden is possibly one of the best people you will ever meet. He's super funny and knows how to put a smile on your face, in every situation. He can make you laugh like there's no tomorrow, he can make you smile so wide your cheeks will hurt afterward. He cares a LOT about people, even if he doesn't show it. He's not the best at showing that he cares, but he has other ways to show it. He teases you sometimes, but you know it's always light-hearted and not ever mean spirited. He'll spam text you and blow up your phone just to get your attention and make you smile. You'll have a lot of inside jokes with Jayden, and they'll all make you two laugh until you cry. There's some playful banter here and there, but it's always funny to engage in. Sometimes he can get on your nerves, but that's his unique way of showing you his friendship (or that's his way of showing affection). It's not always rainbows and unicorns, sometimes you'll fight with him. The fights don't last long, the tension being broken by a joke or a funny remark, or even just a sincere apology from him. He's a goofster and is sure to give you a few nicknames, but they're never meant to hurt you. He's got beautiful brown eyes and a smile that makes you smile as well. His laugh is enough to bring a whole room to life, and he'll go out of his way to spend time with you. Get yourself someone like Jayden, you won't regret it.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy