Chapel Street Mug
A Trendy Street in the Melbourne suburb of "South Yarra" By day, its a street filled with designer clothes shops and cafe's with the odd Ferrari or Lamborghini’s parked on side of the road. By Friday night the joint is fkn packed! The fun usually starts after 10pm The clubs and bars come alive, the chiks dress slutty, carloads of people do chap laps to show off their "fully sik" modified shit heaps Dozens of people get pissed in the back of their mates cars, hang out the windows n talk shit to people walking past or people in cars on the other side of the road.. Traffic generally gets banked up worse than a monk’s balls and there’s absolutely nowhere to piss. Most of the time this place is best viewed drunk, gather a few mates, pack a bit of grog n get sum1 who's sober to drive, head down around 10:30pm, do a few chap laps and check out the crowd. You'll prob pass the same cars on the other side of the road about a dozen times, by then you should know their life history. There’s a 24hr bottelo at the end of the strip for when you need to stock up, and LOC (lamb on chapel), souvlaki's for when you get the munchies Main things to check out Lamb on chapel (best souva's) Bride O'Rileys pub The Hugo lounge (meat market) Frost bites (alcoholic slurpies) Coles car park (gone down hill now days) Things to watch out for The Cops have really destroyed the action in this place from what it was a few years ago, they are constantly raiding the joint and defecting cars, be sure to hide your grog if they pull you over. The Coles car park is generally the gathering spot for rice boys, if ya rides hot don’t hang around there for to long as the cops like to block off all exits and raid the joint holding you up for hours. Other than that, if you’re in Melbourne this is the place to be on weekends.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother