Dylan Mug
dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!