My Sweet Jamaican Empress Mug
Memories of you invade my mind as I sat today remembering our time at(Rick's Cafe)watching the SUNSET,you were all ways hot & had the most amazing smile could light up any room,man a stare at you like waa 😛 I was so happy when we were together not like the women nowadays too materialistic you really knew how to love & be loved you never once left me wanting anybaddy else. I could build with you & even if wi was dirt poor a you me still would wan be with. Cottage in Negril was we song & all ways remind me of you 🥰My Sweet Empress you really knew how to put it on me in all WAYS we craved each other I don't know about everyone else 4 times a day we use to say it was all de fish I man a eat LOL.You were & still are the most SEXIEST woman I ever met. Hope he knows what to do with all dat sexiness..I don't know how Jah made someone so beautiful & perfect for me I all ways thought we would sekkle down have the kids then live nuff life as we a com fram far Mon a UK don't know how to love & cherish them woman especially the ones who trade places. The black woman is the mother of all creation My beautiful Black Queen be prouda you self & you culture you a the realist that is why I man love you All Ways no matter what Yuh a goodas!
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy