Evelyn Mug
Evelyn is a girl who is always laughing and goofing off, she usually seems like a pick me, but is really just trying to smile thru what she's going through and is heartbroken at most times cause either her friend is dating the guy she likes or he said he likes someone else she is usually dealing with depression or anxiety and needs a hug but she will help u when your the one needing a hug and she might seem mean, but will help and actually seem like a counselor if u have a problem and if u ever earn her love or trust it will be that you need her as much as she needs you i used to know 2 Evelyn's dated one of them and I regret letting her go both of them were Pisces so they go especially good with cancer's and love unconditionally and it might seem like they don't like you but they just might love they are a little easy to judge but have big heart and probly have trust issues from something that hurt them in their past.so boys if u ever earn the trust or love of an Evelyn don't EVER and I mean EVER LET HER GO OR HURT HER.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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