Hot Cheeto Girl Mug
Your average ghetto girl. The chola reinvented. She is loud, disruptive, and mean but deep down she means well and will most likely share her Hot Cheetos or Takis with you if you ask nicely. Hot Cheeto Girls use a generous amount of hair product to tame their hair and lay their edges. They use fake eye lashes and heavy make-up, focusing mainly on their thick, drawn-on, Kylie Jenner style eyebrows. Hoop earrings, facial piercings, and long acrylics are also a must. Did they steal this from their local Walgreen's or did their weed dealer boyfriend buy her all this stuff? It's hard to say. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's EBT. She wears skinny jeans from the ROSS clearance section and has a collection of lower end body sprays from Victoria's Secret or Bath & Body Works in her purse. She will be spraying that on herself throughout the entire day creating an intoxicating aroma of hair product, heavily scented body lotion, and $20 body spray. Once a Hot Cheeto Girl matures, she usually quits her dancing or cashier job to live a quiet life with her cropped eared Pitbull and mixed-race kids. She will continue to use snapchat filters well into middle age and will remain an LGBT ally, defending her scrawny, ghetto, gay bestie til the end.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!