Right Mug
If you were a lady who claimed to have issues with a guy … Obviously … Each day as you walk out your house .. The choice Left and left again Right and right again … (always) Leads to the same place .. the difference maybe 30 metres … the destination the road to cross to get to the school Left peace and tranquility .. Right … straight past the guys house who is said issue … Obviously you would pause and look in directly if there was a spot you could attempt to do that on the way back … but like not to inflame a situation or anything .. .. You wouldn’t want to avoid this .. Especially as you know his kid heads off to school same time or you may get to accidentally like meet him in the street … shock horror .. It’s his fault .. again .. like yesterday he made me turn right and right again obvs .. … If you were a sket …. Yep deffo this one …. Creating shit and playing a victim … Proof being she brings hubby once a week to show how she expertly manipulates him with crocodile tears and to publicly display how foolish he is to not read between lines .. (lol maybe all guys do this ;)…. ) Real classy ladies do this obviously .. To show their class … And prove I am the issue Case closed your honour …
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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