North Carolina Mug
The coast is home to the mini redneck riviera that is Carolina Beach. Wilmington is home to more drug addicts and convicts with a southern twang then you can count! The piedmont is home to the mighty Bull City. Durham is a gangster city and spawned the hell-demons known as the 83 Babies. While you’re there you can enjoy the gangster classic “Welcome to Durham”, a documentary that actually paints Durham in a realistic light, fucc Duke! Then North Cakolackey has Asheville… a bizarre city full of weirdos, convicts, hardcore drug work camps, and prisons! Asheville is in the mountains, and despite it being a supposed “liberal” city, the only liberals there are actually the yankee transplants nobody likes and the college students. The real inhabitants are old Cackolackey mountain folk. On your way to Asheville you can enjoy a highway adorned with gigantic rebel flags, marking your go-to destinations for your best deals for a pound of high speed chicken feed. Yes indeed, North Cack is a DRUGGED OUT state. It’s also the 6th blackest state in the nation, so even all the way up in the mountains you can enjoy many authentic ghettos for your must-have fentanyl needs. Oh yeah, North Carolina is a VERY southern state. You haven’t heard a drawl until you’ve spoken to a real North Carolinian.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy