my super sweet 16
My super Sweet 16 is a pointless reality show on MTV where stuck-up cunts get to have the birthday party of their dreams. The show always plays out the same, some spoiled bitchy girl gets to have a ridiculous birthday party, which costs hundred of thousands of dollars, and the girl still bitches about the party. These girls and their parents should all be shot. These parents cave in to their daughters every demand, which makes these girls believe they are entitled to anything they want. These parents need to grow some balls and tell their daughters no, then when the girl freaks out they should tell her to shut the fuck up. These girls are the biggest cunts on the planet. These whores bitch and moan to their parents about how they are ruining there party, or about how it isn’t fair that they cant get some $70,000 car for there birthday. First off, it is impossible to ruin and $400,000 party, it just can't happen. Second, how is it not fair that they can’t get a $70,000 dollar car, a lot of people don't make $70,000 in a year you stupid skanks. There has not been a single girl on that show who has any clue what real life is like. I think a better reality show would be to drop these girls in Harlem and see how they do. The last thing that pisses me off about this show is how all of the other kids at the party adore these sluts. Watching these girls on TV makes me want to throw up, I don't know how anyone could scream and chant these girls names as they enter their parties. These girls need to understand that nobody actually likes them; they just want some of their money. If I am ever lucky enough to meet one of these bitches, I will kick the bitch square in the baby maker, and let them know how much everybody hates them. I hope that the bitch will die from injuries related to me kicking her, and then the world will be a better place.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
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My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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