Gangsta Mug
Being "gangsta" is a unique social phenomenon. Like other social groups, gangstas relate most to other people who identify as being like them and will prioritize those gangsta relationships over those with more common folk, who they do not consider to be part of their gangsta in-group. However, while most other social groups will adhere to general societal rules, gangstas tend to bend the rules a little more. For example, while it is socially accepted that if you snitch on a co-worker, you shouldn’t expect them to retaliate in any significant manner, other than maybe spitting in your coffee on a Monday morning. But if you do this to a gangsta, they might kill you, hence the phrase, “Snitches get stitches”. The upside to forming gangsta relationships is that you always have friends to rely on, no matter what, even if you must resort to these more extreme social tactics in the workplace. If you have gangsta friends at work, you can poison the entire pot of coffee before someone has a chance to spit in it, tell the people you are tight with not to drink it, and not worry about any legal repercussions because no one will expose what you’ve done. This provides one with a much different, but still equally powerful level of control over others in the group; they are not officially the leader, yet they can sway decisions just as, or even more, efficiently than someone who is considered by most to be the “boss”.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother