May Mug
May is a simp for her crush! She can be selfish and have a bad temper sometimes and she may have bad sides but there are good in her too. She laughs and try's to make people laugh , but often people don't get her jokess.... LOL! She has a few friends, but she wish she had more. She loves pranking and making friends. She doesn't have much hobbies besides from eating, gaming and sleeping... like a discord mod. She gets ready for tiny stuff and cant go out without mascara. She can be a bit crazy but she does get quiet and sad sometimes.. she' a sensitive gal. She loves true crime , especially Eleanor Neale! She's a bit sad though because her fav true crime girl is on a break.. She's in luv with Finn Wolfhard and some other guys ;) She's secretly freaky even though she's just a babyyyy! She's still trying to figure out her music type, she gets most of her songs from tiktok. She wants to be an actor when she grows up and live in New York with a cute dog, cat and other pets in a bougie apartment with her LoVeR!!~~ She loves food especially glazed donuts, fruit, chips, boba and more! She also likes sushi! She eats it everyday at Friday for lunch at her school! Speaking of school, some of her friends at her new school ALBA are Jessy, Tony, Sam, Jessica, Onaisar, Sophia, Scarlet and a few more! She's getting more social after she got out of her no life discord antisocial phase :> She's a lazy gal and I'm that lazy gal <3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy